How to Tie a Saree - a Weird Presentation Topic

Seriously.

Its not my fault i choose wierd topics for my presentations ok.

Okay, so in week 14, i have an English Oral Presentation (dude, i feel like im in farking form 5 again!) haha. But this kind of presentation is diffo from what we do in school cos its a demonstrative speech. So what we do is we have to explain one of those "how to.." things. meaning something like how to brush your teeth or how to slap someone :P
So my topic that i will be presenting is "How to tie a Saree".
haha.

If you know me, you know that i am a complete IID! (Indian in Denial) :P So WEARING a saree would be something awesome to me cos i dont wear it for all functions. Just weddings and stuff so it's pretty big :)
But LEARNING to TIE a saree, its like someone else possessed my body and made me choose that topic. LOL. So yeah. It's really funny. Last week i brought my saree to college and made Nirai teach me to tie it. LOL In the CORRIDOR ok! My models were Effe, Amanda and Elo.

The thing is right, when these people were teaching me, its like bloody stupid cos like they kept changing the models and the body sizes were farking diffo. Effe is kinda tall and has got normal body. Amanda is skinny as hell and petite as anything, like a 10 year old child :D heheh. Elo is ok la but she's still bloody thin. So with all the diff body sizes i didnt know which was the proper way to tie!! hahha. and i kept screwing it up

Nah. Ripped from Elo's blog.

The random chick was showing me how to tie it.




I practised at home on myself and it looks like this :) not bad what :D


ANYWAYS.
Its freaking 8.30 am and i'm supposed to be rehearsing the stupid Moral Studies presentation today but my group members who were giving me slack before about my timetable clashing and not being able to meet up are apparently not here. if our presentation sucks it NOT my fault.
But it wont suck :)
Cos its my group. and Joanna doesnt suck.
Anyways. Had to dress all formal today.
I wore the black shirt with black pants and black spaghetti strap. even my sandals are black. i look like im going to a funeral. bahah.


God. why do i look... SWEET! :S i want to look evil or bitchy. or cruel.
*sigh*
fact is im not any of those things. and they say we should never be somethin we're not right? =p haha im sucha perasaner la. or as jasz used to say "vainer" :)

Note ; Wish me luck. I am walking on hot stones.