The ex factor.

I hate having exboyfriends. Exboyfriends and ex-guys-i-dated-for-fun make everything complicated and irritating. Some are alright. In fact, I've been able to maintain proper friendships with some of them. Some of them I don't even talk to. And I admit, with one or two of them it's simply because I don't care enough to because they were absolute jerks. With others, its just because they can't be bothered and if they don't make the effort I'm not going to let myself look like some stalker-ish exgirlfriend. I have to say, I think I'm pretty alright with the ex factor. I dont bitch about them.. much ;)

But anyways, here are reasons I hate having exes ;) Bear in mind, this doesnt apply to all. Just some.

They play more games than a little kid, and I mean in a really sick and twisted way
They're so full of drama
They can't decide whether they want you or not
They want you back when it's convenient for them
They have the attention span of a squirrel
They tell you how beautiful and intelligent you are and how much they miss everything about you, but they'd rather be with someone else.. Hello? That makes no sense.
They LIE about not having new girlfriends to get into your head and screw with your mind
They always insist they loved you and if they cheated, it was a huge mistake.
They're plain and simple stupid and crazy.

And I think this applies to ex-girlfriends too

Note; I hate my exboyfriend from last May. deuchebag.