You wanna know what i REALLY hate apart from retard guys who mess with girls' feelings?

Lol. okay, actually that's a lot of things.

But ONE of the things i really hate, is guys who talk and act like they know me. Not jsut guys really, people in general.

In the last few weeks that i started college i've come across one of these guys. How did i meet such a loser? Well, i was sitting in college with my lappie doing my work and this random guy comes up and talks to me. and then this guy's FRIEND comes over and talks to me. And so you guys that REALLY know me (unlike this stupid fucktard guy) would know that im not really a person to be rude to people who talk politely to me, so of course i talked back with the guy.

And then a few days later Davinia and i had lunch with this guy. And he was ok and seemed normal and all but its only after that day that i realised what a freak he really is. He asked all three, Me, Davinia and Amanda out on dates. The funniest part? We ALL said no. And when we said no we didnt even know he had asked up all :P so there you big loser, the fact that all three girls that you asked out rejected you just shows how much of a loser you are.

Why, you guys may ask, am i being so cruel to the poor fucktard right? See the thing is after we all found out that he was a bit creepy we slowly started avoiding him. ok, im not sure bout the others but i most certainly started avoiding him. Not to be cruel, but because he freaked me out with his attitude and also cos i've been too busy studying to give a fuck.

And one day he catches me online and goes like "why are you so sombong now" and i go like "oh ive been busy studyng and all" and he just goes "fuck u!" and so i get so damned pissed off and i block him form my msn list. You guys should know me better, i am not one to put up with shit from people. if ur rude to me then deal with the way im going to treat you.

so since then i never really talked to him. i ignore him in hallways and stuff.

Then yesterday, i was in the corridor alone with Albert (my laptop!;)) and he came and sat next to me and was trying to talk to me like normal and i was just like wtfuck man. i so wanted to tell him to fuck off but because im such a nice person i didnt. but the ONE thing i HATED the most, was when he touched my hair and actually RUFFLED it! can u believe it! anyone who knows me KNOWS you DONT FREAKING TOUCH THE FREAKING HAIR. unless ur a loving boyfriend or a best friend and i let you.

And then he left. and when i was sitting with Elo in the corridor after that, he came again and tried to strike up a convo with me and by then i was just really annoyed with him.

And then he asked me this question. He was like "why arent there anymore poems on ur blog? no more guys to write is it?" and i SWEAR to freaking moses' freaking holy mother i wanted to freaking slap the shit out of this fucktard! Like who the fuck do you think you are to be passing such comments? And then i just said "HELO. i dont NEED a guy to inspire me to write." And then he touched my freaking hair AGAIN!!!! i swear to fucking abraham's great fucking grandson that i was just dying to punch him in the face.! like bullseye!!. instead i told him NOT to touch my hair and to go away.

And when i got home, u guys who are on my facebook, you know that note i posted, "Female Survey". The fucktard he is, commented on it, he was like " hahahha it's all lies right" or some shit like that. i swear i was PISSED off.

Then started la the big battle of the words. And the BEST part is, i complained to jiff and jasz about what happened and THEY commented and basically told him to fuck off. and then the rest of my darlings joined in. i think they pretty much scared the fucktard away :)

So to my darlingnesses Jasz, Jiff, Adrian, Ameet and Hardeep, my knights in shining armour :) thank u. Oh, and if he bugs me in college, Ameet, im gonna call u and u bring alex and turun here k? and WHACK the shit outta the fucker ;)

Love you guys.

To the rest of my dear readers,
if u wanna see what the battle of the words/arguement was like click HERE.

My point of telling you guys this is, DONT mess with THE JOANNA aites. I may not have gangster boyfriends who will stand up for me like some people i know, but i can be pretty sharp with my words and i CAN, i am CAPABLE of embarrassing you if i want to. just because i am a nice girl, doesnt mean i wont. AND i have awesome friends like jasz and the ipoh malis :)

So, moral of the story is :: If you dont freaking know who or what JOANNA AMBROSE is like, shuthefuckup. if you have nothing nice to say, no one wants to hear ur opinions. And there's no point trying to fight with me cos i wont react the way you want me to.

No one but my oldest friends, and the people i open up to, really know me. Aites, So to you mister Rajat Freaking Moronic Fucktard can just fuck the hell off!


i love my life. :)

to quote chris, my life is so colourful! (P.s now he says his life is as monocoloured as the

okay not really.

But i'm learning to fill my life with colour.

My life is gonna be multicoloured, technicoloured and rainbowcoloured! :)

Note; I'm saved up high, nothing can touch me!