OMG. you know whathefuck happened to me today?
OMG.

We went to Kuala Selangor to watch the fireflies with aunty nicole, uncle rodney,the kids, uncle john, aunty shantini, the kids, and aunty fay and uncle mark and rayenne.

Before heading to watch the fireflies, we went to Bukit Melawati for some reason. And while we were up there guess whathefuck happened to me :S

A stupid stinking monkey peed on my head! yes, the damnedfucking thing PISSED on my gorgeous precious hair!

There i was being such a nice person and feeding the damned things bread and one stupid ass monkey sitting on the tree decides to pee on my head! i SWEAR if i caught that monkey i've have whacked its brain out of its damned head!

Laugh as you may now, i almost CRIED ok!

And the stupidest part was that everyone kept telling me it's good luck. I so wanted to tell them off and be like "ok i'll get my dog to pee on ur head then i'll tell you its good luck, see how you feel."

bloody hell.