you wanna know what, in MY opinion, is the all time greatest TV show EVER?

FRIENDS

now, this is just my opinion so if u disagree just shuthefuckup. FRIENDS is just the awesomest tv series ever. u could watch it a million times and not get sick of it.

those six characters, Ross, Monica, Rachel, Joey, Chandler and Phoebe are like.. people we can all relate to. And they should like, go down in history or something. i mean heLO. ten years running? thats CRAZY :D

anyways. my fav characters were rachel and chandler =)
dude, rachel is like almost so me! LOL and chandler's sarcasm? is so like me. haha.

anyways. if you have never heard of Friends, you've either been living under a shell for the past 15 years, or you're just stupid.

anyways. some of my fav quotes from the movie:D

Ross: Well since you've seen her boobies, i think she needs to see your pee-pee.
Rachel: Yeah, tit for tat.
Chandler: Well im certainly not showing you my tat

Rachel: You already know what your baby's name is going to be?
Monica: Yeah, I've had them picked out since I was 14.
Chandler: It's going to be named after some snack or bake good isnt it?

Rachel: Hey Gavin, if you like looking at butts so much why don't you look in a mirror?
Gavin: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you writing it down half an hour ago.

Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler: Du-ude!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude"?
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: You kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.

“Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?”

-Monica Geller

Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Joey: Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today.
Rachel: Wow.
Chandler: Things sure have changed here on Waltons mountain.
Ross: So Joey, you okay?
Joey: Yeah, I guess. It's just parents, after a certain point, you gotta let go. Even if you know better, you've gotta let them make their own mistakes.
Rachel: Just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.
Chandler: If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.


Amy: You know I've been so focused on my career and..
Rachel: WHAT CAREER?
Amy: Uh, I'm a decorator?
Rachel: You decorate Dad's office and now you're a decorator? Well okay, I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear

“She said "gleba"!! (she celebrates)
Rachel: (to Ross) Isn't that amazing?
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
Rachel: Why-why aren't you more excited?
Ross: Oh, Rach...oh..."gleba" is not a word.
Rachel: Oh, but of course it is!
Ross: Okay, what does it mean?
Rachel: I don't know all the words.
Ross: I'm just, I'm just glad I didn't miss my daughter's first words
Ross: Yes you did, gleba is a word!
Ross: Ok, use it in a sentence.
Rachel: Ok... "Emma just said gleba"!
Ross: It's not a word!
Rachel: Okay, okay, okay, fine, I'm gonna look it up (she goes and picks up the dictionary).
Ross: Oh, oh, ok, great. You know what, while you're at it she said another word the other day, why don't you, why don't you look up: pbbqqt....
Rachel: (searching the dictionary) Alright, okay, okay, gleba, gleba... (excited) Gleba! Ha! Here it is: the fleshy, spore-bearing inner mass of a certain fungi.
Ross: She's gonna be a scientist! (kisses Rachel on the head, very moved)”

-Rachel Green

“Chandler: if I were a guy... did i just say 'if I were a guy?'”

-Chandler Bing

And who can forget the ever famous.. "SMELLY CAT" !

Three, four...

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before we're done
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

- Phoebe Buffay -

LOL