Okay so today was.. random
got back from ipoh
came online as usual because i have no life.
lol
uh.
Breaking News.
Shayne has created a fantasy family.
or as we like to call it
dysfunctional family.
lol

Okay. so here goes.
Shayne married Navay and had a son.
Shayne + Navay = Ferraro Shanayvie Celine Ambrose Gomez Selva-Especkerman
lol.
why does a boy have a girls name celine.
god knows u shall have to ask them because dude, when the billions of us were chatting
man i was so LOST
L.O.S.T

anyways then i find out that uh i am little Ferraro's godmother.
and Mark, is Ferraro's godfather.
so apparently, Mark and i are married.
oh and we have a daughter.
Mark + Joanna = Nikita Jolynn Eiffel Katrina Especkerman Selva Ambrose-Gomez
lol
man i love that name.
Boy, Mark and i sure are good! haha
Eiffel as in Eiffel Tower
Katrina as in Hurricane Katrina
Nikita Jolynn Eiffel Katrina Especkerman Selva Ambrose-Gomez's god parents are Shayne and Navay

oh and btw.
both our kids have their godparents last names in their names. lol. i have no clue why
ok what else
there was something about someone named Chelsea, Charmaine, and Brandon?
And uh. Shayne married Moni, Navay's sister
lol.



anyways. uh..
then there was a big fight.
apparently i am pregnant with shayne's child.
i have no clue why
um
there was supposed to be a big surprise for the godparents
(that's me and mark)
lol
and uh.
i dont know hat happened there.
like i said.
i was
L.O.S.T.

ok and uh. shaynie got mad at us.
i STILL dont know why
then
Navay me and Jasz got to chatting

so we started another whole family.
jasz was navay's son before she married shayne
and apparently jasz dad was
RAFAEL NADAL
oh then jasz started "vainin" as he would say that he got his hotness from Rafael

Then i decided to sibuk into the story and twist things around
so then Jasz and i were married
and Navay was our daughter
oh and FYI i married Jasz before Mark.
lol
like they say, two boyfriends are better than one
lol
two husbands are also better than one
*winks*
and there was somthing about Navay and Jasz throwing each other into the longkang
and jasz taking us to live in a rumah panjang in sarawak
lols
oh and
Navay became
Navay Nadal Ambrose-Hans.
the nadal was there because uh. i dunno. why
so then
Jasz + Joanna = Navay Nadal Ambrose Hans
hahahah



oh.
BTW

Mark and I got married in Vegas in a white chapel near the casinos where Mark gambles all night after we got married
All i remember about the wedding was that our minister was an Elvis impersonator and that i apparently checked out his ass.
lol
Oh and Mark and i are getting remarried in Hawaii
Navay will be our minister
and we'll be married on an island
then we'll partay in the hotel penthouse
and we'll trash it insanely.
lols



okay
so that's our freakishly dysfunctional family which i love a lot
There's shayne and his five or six wives.. i forgot who
including Navay and their child
Ferraro Shanayvie Celine Ambrose Gomez Selva-Especkerman
then
there's my two hubbies
my hubby Mark and my deariepie Jasz
My three kids
Nikita Jolynn Eiffel Katrina Especkerman Selva Ambrose-Gomez
Navay Nadal Ambrose-Hans
and Shayne's unborn baby

OMG
all in all
a very crazy family
lol
so i love my family
My hubby Mark
My dearie pie Jasz
My daughters
Nikita
&
Navay

oh shit.
wait.
if navay is my daughter
and she's married to shayne
does that make me shaynes mother in law?!
oh fuck
and uh.
im also their baby's godma? ok hold up.
two DIFF stories here aite.
dont get em mixed up.
lol


ok.
so bla bla bla
i love our family.
lol


~PrinceszJoanna~

p.S in case ur wondering,
i was NOT drunk when i wrote this
trust me
when a bunch of hyper people get together
this is what u get.
lol
madness.

p.p.S shaynie honey, we're very sorry if we upset u:(

p.p.p.S i cant beliebe shaynie talke to mark but not me:(
man.

ok ok im going now. :)