Instructions
Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.


1. Your name?
Joanna


The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of.


**Okay, i am so NOT perasaning or vaining as Jasz would say XD! I dont think im beautiful..

Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.

"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as Joanna."

**YESSS!!! I am a COMPLETE badass. LOL. Man, i am so robbing a liquor store tonight!

Joanna is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.

**Yes, i can be awesome. Deal with it.

2. Age?
17


The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park

Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."

** HAHA! okay. 17. I'm ready. LOL man i sound like sucha perv!

3.One of your friends?
Anne

An attractive and classy young woman who lives up to the simple beauty of her name.

Boy #1: How come you didn't take that hot chick home with you last night to bang?
Boy #2: No man, Anne isn't like that. You just don't dick around with girls like her.

**Yes, she's classy. Any of u niggas lay a finger on my girl i'mma rip yo nuts off. This means YOU chets!

4. What should you be doing?
Nothing

Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.

" Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing."

** Duh. dont u know? i hate questions. unless i want to answer them.

5. Favorite colour?
Purple


Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

"Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!"

**LOL. sucha coincidence since i started the Marijuana thing. Go ahead. Ask me what it is. U know u want to.

6. Birthplace?
Earth.


God's reality TV show.

"That planet gets good ratings on Uranus."

**Yes. GOd's reality tv show. i've always thought so.

7. Month of your birthday?
November



The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.

"Its hard to hold a candle in the cold November Rain."

**I love the rain. Cookie monster, will u kiss me in the rain?

8. Last person you talked to?
Ethan


♥A male given name meaning strong, firm and safe.
" Of course the girls like him, his name is Ethan after all."

♥known for his good looks,witty, charm, and having a much larger penis than Colin.
" Ethan is such a hunk, he's' so massive."

♥A perfectly perfect male; an unavailable man.
" I love you Ethan."

**The answers here say it all. *blush* Strong, firm,safe, witty, charming.. i wouldn't know bout the penis thing. Who's colin ;p *wink*

9. One of your nicknames?
Princesz


da' princesz of L.A. (=

"shiiet..look at princesz. damn she soOo fly" (=

**Yeah babey. i am sooooo fly.

******* I didnt cheat. i swear. LOL. u peepz do this and tagg me back aite!**********