BLACK TITANIC :: soon to be a major motion picture

screenplay by Shayne Andrew Especkerman

( and omfg the funniest thing EVER!)

Nigga Rose
and
Pimp Jack



Pimp Jack: Bitch! U let me drown!


Nigga rose: Say what homie!! I din let u no drown!



Pimp Jack: Ho! U hogged the whole dayumn door and I drowned



Nigga rose: Hell Yeah I did! Watchu gonna do abt it?


Pimp Jack: Ima Bust ur face ho!

Nigga rose: Owh yeah!


Pimp Jack: Yeah!

Nigga rose: Well bring it on home boy

*Pimp Jack punches Nigga rose on her nose and bites her on her arm*

Pimp Jack: cmon! Get up you old ugly bitch

Nigga rose kick pimp jack in the balls


Nigga rose: Im whoopin ur ass babey!


Pimp Jack reaches up and pulls out nigga rose's pubic hair

Pimp Jack: who's ur daday!!


(after 5 hours of non stop violence)

Pimp Jack: Boo... Will u be ma bitch again?

Nigga Rose: Well Hell yeah!! Wer else am I gonna get ma money frm!

The End...