People and their assumptions.
The one thing i hate the most, is this.
#1
People assume I'm a bitch.
Why?
Cos i look like one?
No i don't look like one.
Because really,
WTF in Holy MOSES' name
does a bitch look like?!
No really.
Talk about judging a book by its cover.
I am NOT a bitch.
unless i dont like u
THEN
i CAN be one.
a major one.
ask my friends who've seen me morph into a demon from the underworld against people i hate
#2
People assume that i get all mushy and crybaby-ish when talking about my parents being divorced and shit
PEOPLE.
open ur friggin eyes.
it was ELEVEN MOTHER YEARS AGO!
i am OVER it.
and even if i wasnt over it,
WTF makes u think i'm gonna open up and cry about it to you
per-lease.
im not one of those mofo crybaby bitches.
#3
People assume i am always happy and cheery
let me tell u people
if u really believe this
then ur stupider than i thought
even MOTHER THERESA
and GANDHI
had bad days i bet
when things got effed up
and they just DIDNT want to be all happy and cheery
while trying to make a difference in the world
#4
People assume i want their pity
Like when they ask about my family
and i tell them the whole sap story
They go
"ohhh i'm SO sorry"
and i jsut wanna say
"yeah save it bitches"
save your pity for someone who actually wants it
#5
People assume i care about what they think about me
Why?
Because these people like to believe that everyone cares about them
them and their stupid pointless, meaningless opinions of other people
when in reality,
no one give a shit about them OR their opinions
these people just like hearing the sound of their own voices
and so they keep talking and passing comments about others
without realising their own god damned flaws.
and though i'd like to point out here that i AM talking about my two cousins who bitched about me, i would like to point out, that i'm not just talking about them
i am talking about all you people out there
who seem to have an opinion about me and feel the need to spread it
FUCK Y'ALL
i dont give a shit bout what u say,
especially not if u dont have the gall to say it to my face.
u cowards.
#6
People assume that I am a flirt/slut/whore
WTF
First of all,
i am none of the above.
for the record, i AM a virgin.
i am not some cokewhore slut like a certain Sarah DICK
Second of all,
HOW the HELL is it any of ANYONE's business if i am
it's my life.
so WTF is it to you bitches
Third of all,
I am just, by nature,a friendly person
if it comes off as flirty
its not my fault
unless i intended to be
regardless
i dont see how it should matter to ANY of you MOFOs
so fuck OFF.
its my business.
#7
People assume that just cos I talk a lot that i dont get shy.
As hard as this may be to believe,
i AM a shy person if ur meeting me for the first time
but once u get me talking, i wont stop
My point is,
just cos i am capable of talking a lot
it doesn't mean i am being a snob if i DONT talk all friendly-ly to someone i've just met
i get shy too
#8
People assume i'm rich
THIS i have no clue why
cos i know for a fact i'm not.
people who assume this obviously have not met shayne.
XD!
#9
People assume that just cos i talk a lot that i NEVER shut up
and thus they always ask me stupid questions
sometimes
i just want to keep quiet.
i just dont want to talk
i just want to shut up.
leave me be then.
#10
The last thing that people assume about me that pisses me off is
that just cos i have a tendency to cuss a lot, that i am purposefully disrespectful of others
Honestly,
right here right now
i can tell u
i am totally respectul of everyone
unless u behave like a cokewhore slut (read :: Sarah DICK)
or you bitch about your own family (read :: my backstabbing cousins)
then i have no respect for you
but otherwise,
i respect people who in turn respect me as well.
like i've said before
Respect is a two way street.
give and take.
i give.
To all you people who have or still do assume these things about me, then really, honestly, get a life.
u know how they say when u
ASSUME
u make an "ass" of "u" and "me"
yeah.
When u assume about me
ur just making urself look like an asswipe.
If u got a prob with me
take it up with me
talk to me about it
and we'll see.
i hate people who talk behind my back and backstab.
so if ur like that, then i hate u.
The one thing i hate the most, is this.
#1
People assume I'm a bitch.
Why?
Cos i look like one?
No i don't look like one.
Because really,
WTF in Holy MOSES' name
does a bitch look like?!
No really.
Talk about judging a book by its cover.
I am NOT a bitch.
unless i dont like u
THEN
i CAN be one.
a major one.
ask my friends who've seen me morph into a demon from the underworld against people i hate
#2
People assume that i get all mushy and crybaby-ish when talking about my parents being divorced and shit
PEOPLE.
open ur friggin eyes.
it was ELEVEN MOTHER YEARS AGO!
i am OVER it.
and even if i wasnt over it,
WTF makes u think i'm gonna open up and cry about it to you
per-lease.
im not one of those mofo crybaby bitches.
#3
People assume i am always happy and cheery
let me tell u people
if u really believe this
then ur stupider than i thought
even MOTHER THERESA
and GANDHI
had bad days i bet
when things got effed up
and they just DIDNT want to be all happy and cheery
while trying to make a difference in the world
#4
People assume i want their pity
Like when they ask about my family
and i tell them the whole sap story
They go
"ohhh i'm SO sorry"
and i jsut wanna say
"yeah save it bitches"
save your pity for someone who actually wants it
#5
People assume i care about what they think about me
Why?
Because these people like to believe that everyone cares about them
them and their stupid pointless, meaningless opinions of other people
when in reality,
no one give a shit about them OR their opinions
these people just like hearing the sound of their own voices
and so they keep talking and passing comments about others
without realising their own god damned flaws.
and though i'd like to point out here that i AM talking about my two cousins who bitched about me, i would like to point out, that i'm not just talking about them
i am talking about all you people out there
who seem to have an opinion about me and feel the need to spread it
FUCK Y'ALL
i dont give a shit bout what u say,
especially not if u dont have the gall to say it to my face.
u cowards.
#6
People assume that I am a flirt/slut/whore
WTF
First of all,
i am none of the above.
for the record, i AM a virgin.
i am not some cokewhore slut like a certain Sarah DICK
Second of all,
HOW the HELL is it any of ANYONE's business if i am
it's my life.
so WTF is it to you bitches
Third of all,
I am just, by nature,a friendly person
if it comes off as flirty
its not my fault
unless i intended to be
regardless
i dont see how it should matter to ANY of you MOFOs
so fuck OFF.
its my business.
#7
People assume that just cos I talk a lot that i dont get shy.
As hard as this may be to believe,
i AM a shy person if ur meeting me for the first time
but once u get me talking, i wont stop
My point is,
just cos i am capable of talking a lot
it doesn't mean i am being a snob if i DONT talk all friendly-ly to someone i've just met
i get shy too
#8
People assume i'm rich
THIS i have no clue why
cos i know for a fact i'm not.
people who assume this obviously have not met shayne.
XD!
#9
People assume that just cos i talk a lot that i NEVER shut up
and thus they always ask me stupid questions
sometimes
i just want to keep quiet.
i just dont want to talk
i just want to shut up.
leave me be then.
#10
The last thing that people assume about me that pisses me off is
that just cos i have a tendency to cuss a lot, that i am purposefully disrespectful of others
Honestly,
right here right now
i can tell u
i am totally respectul of everyone
unless u behave like a cokewhore slut (read :: Sarah DICK)
or you bitch about your own family (read :: my backstabbing cousins)
then i have no respect for you
but otherwise,
i respect people who in turn respect me as well.
like i've said before
Respect is a two way street.
give and take.
i give.
To all you people who have or still do assume these things about me, then really, honestly, get a life.
u know how they say when u
ASSUME
u make an "ass" of "u" and "me"
yeah.
When u assume about me
ur just making urself look like an asswipe.
If u got a prob with me
take it up with me
talk to me about it
and we'll see.
i hate people who talk behind my back and backstab.
so if ur like that, then i hate u.
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